A Public Service Announcement

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I wanted to share some wisdom a friend sent me, about self-isolation and social distancing:

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said, “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year” – I’m offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

Now, don’t you feel better now that you’ve had a good laugh?

Stay Safe.  Be Well.  Laugh a lot.

Hugs,

Danny

Today’s tune from Danny’s library (purchased):

Save Yourself – lyrics

It weighs heavier on one’s heart
I could tell right from the start that sweet ones are hard to come across
Well there is more than meets the eye
I like yours as red as vine
Someone else’s gain will be my loss

Woah, woah, oh, oh
Oh, woah, woah
Woah, woah, oh
Hey, hey

Well little things that make you smile
Dancing barefoot in the dark
If only I had strength to change your mind
Oh, for what you need
You will not see
Choose your words before you speak, oh
Can you see that all you’ve got is time?

Woah now
Save yourself
Oh, won’t you save yourself
Oh darling, save yourself for someone else
Yeah, save yourself
Oh darling, save yourself
Oh, won’t you save yourself for someone else

Woah
Don’t give in to their feelings
Don’t give in darkness and faith
You should be safe, yeah, with someone else

Tell your secrets to the night
You do yours and I do mine
So we won’t have to keep them all inside
Oh, for one so pure
Count these off
Let your feelings take control
Hold on to the world that he’s begging for

Woah now
Save yourself
Oh, won’t you save yourself
Go on and save yourself for someone else

Yes darling, save yourself
Oh, won’t you save yourself
Go on and save yourself for someone else

Woah, are you going to break?
Yeah, are you going to break?
Woah, aren’t you going to take me?
Yeah, are you going to break?

Woah, are you going to break?
Woah, are you going to break?
Woah, what’s it going to take?
Yeah, are you going to break?

Are you going to break?
Are you going to break?
Are you going to break?

Songwriters: Jokull Juliusson
Save Yourself lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc

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Daniel (Danny) St. Andrews

An almost famous Film, Television & Stage Actor (as in almost pregnant) living in Vancouver, BC His other passions include cancer patient advocate (he had stage 3 throat cancer), walking with the Vancouver 'Venturers Walking Club, and of course, spoiling his dog, Holly Golightly. If you like the stuff he writes about - please leave a hug (or a comment).
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