A Horny Lady

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I am guessing that it was the title that got your attention.  But if you were expecting a hot and tantalizing story about an amorous lady I once knew – sorry to disappoint.

I have been swamped these past few weeks, and yesterday, my back hurt so much, I decided to remain in my pajamas and vegetated in bed with my dog Holly.

Well, maybe ‘vegetated’ is the wrong way of describing an interest but having little or no desire.

It was more like an interest in amusing myself by watching Netflix but without an idea of how I wanted to be amused.

Should I choose a drama or something scary?

Or maybe some laughter with Dave Chappelle, who I believe is the funniest comedian on the planet – not to mention very wealthy.

Dave once gave up $50 Million to continue his television series on the Comedy Channel and went into seclusion.

I don’t know Dave Chappelle, and my views are entirely speculative – but money isn’t everything.  It is if you are poor, homeless, and or hungry!

But to me and probably Dave – money is just a way of measuring your success.  And once you have reached that level of notoriety and wealth – the paradigm becomes stale and boring.

And if you’re like me – boredom is a challenging emotion to overcome.

So, while I fumbled with the television’s remote, I came across a movie starring Russell Crowe.   The title was Unhinged, and it was a drama.

I don’t want to know what the critics say about a film – I want to know a brief overview of the story.  Don’t give too much information – I want to be on a journey.

So, as the film began, I only know that it was about ‘road rage,’ and I assumed that Russell was the one who was the victim.

But I was wrong.

However, I can’t tell you any more than what I have already revealed.

I was tempted to turn it off during the movie – I was feeling traumatized, for heaven’s sake!

I phoned my buddy Robert, a fellow actor.

Robert, I just watched a movie starring Russell Crowe on Netflix…

But before I could say the title, Robert interrupted me.

Yeah, I saw it yesterday.

Unhinged?  You already saw the movie Unhinged?

And then Robert explained his reaction to the film.

We both agreed.  It was the most violent film we have ever watched!

What about the horny woman?  I thought your story was about her?

No, Spanky, you’ll have to watch the movie to understand the title of my story.  And unless you have steel nerves (rust on your underwear doesn’t qualify, Spanky), I would recommend against viewing this movie.

But if you do – be sure to wear a couple of pairs of Depends.

Oh, and please drop me a line and let me know what you thought of the movie!

And that’s all for today, kids!

Dedicated to scary movies.

I hope my stories are a gift to your head and heart.

Hugs,

Danny

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Daniel (Danny) St. Andrews

An almost famous Film, Television & Stage Actor (as in almost pregnant) living in Vancouver, BC His other passions include cancer patient advocate (he had stage 3 throat cancer), walking with the Vancouver 'Venturers Walking Club, and of course, spoiling his dog, Holly Golightly. If you like the stuff he writes about - please leave a hug (or a comment).
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By Daniel (Danny) St. Andrews

An almost famous Film, Television & Stage Actor (as in almost pregnant) living in Vancouver, BC His other passions include cancer patient advocate (he had stage 3 throat cancer), walking with the Vancouver 'Venturers Walking Club, and of course, spoiling his dog, Holly Golightly. If you like the stuff he writes about - please leave a hug (or a comment).

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